ксвьхе тпюгш дфнйепю хг релмнцн пшжюпъ мю юмцкхияйнл
I believe whatever doesn''t kill you simply makes you... stranger.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight''s entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?

And I thought my jokes were bad...

So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can''t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don''t care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can''t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I''m always smiling!

And...here┘ we...go!

You just couldn''t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren''t you? You won''t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won''t kill you, because you''re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can''t savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

I took Gotham''s white knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn''t hard. Y''see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn''t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let▓s put a smile on that face!" And.....

Why so serious?

I''m a man of my word.

If you''re good at something, never do it for free.

Look, why don''t you give me a call when you want to start taking this a little more seriously. Here''s my card.

How about a magic trick? The Joker: I''m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It''s... it''s gone.

It''s not about money... it''s about sending a message. Everything burns!

I had a vision, of a world without Batman.

I know the truth: there''s no going back. You''ve changed things ... forever.

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